this blog brought to you by the letter "A"

In no particular order other than to be representative of the randomness that is my stream of conscious:

augment: the way she tugged on it increased the blood flow to that region, augmenting my pee pee

avian: or ornithological, but that doesn't begin with "A", so it's out.. Oh, I was under the impression everyone had heard... Heard what? BUH BUH BUH BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD..

accident: because everyone needs a good "fall down the stairs"

alcohol: in and of itself, not a spectacular word, but c'mon, who doesn't love alcohol just a little?

asslicker: hahaha... asslicker... dirty... yes, i have the maturity level of a 3 year old, go have yourself a nice "accident"

akin: such a good one, because it's like saying "like," or, if i was clever, it would be akin to saying "like," but i'm not supposed to define a word with the same word, so it's like saying "like"... i'm dizzy..

Archie: as in Archie Bunker, one of the first great bigots on TV... gives us all something to look up to and admire..

Alkaline: of the famous Trio... helped me fall in love with punk music.. also made me hate the House of Blues..

anagram: because smart people like word jumbles.. Jim Morrison = Mr Mojo Rising... Bundt Cake = Abduct Ken.. Butt Sex Man = Man Sub Text.. haha no good anagrams for "anagram" though...

absinthe: not a fan personally, but kudos to a drink that makes you feel like a crack head while you prep it

Armageddon: good song, even better event! too bad that shitty movie had to go and taint it.. party at my house on Armageddon (the event, not the broadcast of the shitty movie)!!

anxiety: makes me anxious just saying it!