E-gads!!

Jesus, I'm fucking tired.. This is gonna be one of my more retarded posts because I simply don't have the mental capacity right now to be witty, clever or even intelligent. Thank god I'm doing this stupid fucking alphabet series, otherwise I'd really have to put some thought into this, or just not post it at all.

Hey, did you hear we're gonna have a black president tomorrow? Cool, huh? Anyway, on with it..

evanescence: The only reason I like this word is because the band of the same name was really quite clever.. They, too, have disappeared like a vapor.. Stupid emo jerks with their stupid emo faces.. Ugh

effervescent: a funny word to describe a bubbly liquid such as coke, champagne and, occasionally, my pee.. How weird would that be to pee a carbonated liquid? I bet it would kinda hurt.. Hmm.. My pee isn't really effervescent btw.. Oh, and it's a synonym for vivacious and gay, so there's that too.. Gay as in happy, not gay as in dude on dude action..

ennui: You know, if you don't have it, you really should get a subscription to Dictionary.com's word of the day email (click here to sign up).. Got this little gem a few months ago.. Basically means weariness due to lack of interest and/or boredom.. Like in college, when you had to take those shitty Gen Ed's just to prove you weren't a complete retard and had to listen to some T.A. drone on about rock formations on meteorites.. Those TA's think they were such hot shit, too.. Man the ego on those kids.. They seriously thought they were god's gift to the educational system, but really they were just a bunch of piss-ant ass-kissing brown nosers to the professors.. Fuck TA's...

Emo: It's really like the new goth, isn't it? It's like the switched from being whiny-pussy-Satan-worshippers to just whiny pussies.. Yes, I know real goth people aren't Satan-worshippers, but most goth people aren't real goths, they're a bunch of posers trying desperately to fit in somewhere because every other social circle has shunned them.. Next up, trenchcoat mafia.. But yeah apparently it's hip to listen to melancholy emo crap now.. Next thing you know, people are gonna respect people who cry actual tears into their beers.. You know who'd make a good emo if he was still around? Jon Arbuckle.. Seriously, check out Garfield Minus Garfield, you'll see what I mean.. It's actually really funny to see.. I never really thought about the fact that Jon was talking to a cat and, in reality, he'd appear pretty insane.. Garfield minus Garfield really brings it to light.. Oh, and I'm getting pretty good with these mid-text links, huh? Yeah you're impressed.. Hahaha jk jk

Ok, that's enough for today.. I feel stupider for having written all that.. Gonna go rehydrate, maybe take a nap in a snow bank somewhere.. Later nerds!