Anyone see a pattern developing here? Yeah, that's right, I'm making daily lists based on the alphabet.. It's partially because there's some really awesome words out there, but mostly because I'm a fucking retard and can't think of anything else to blog about right now.. If anything comes up, I'll gladly interject with the alphabet posts and write about something else.. In the meantime, have yourself a laugh, if any of this turns out funny... Oh, and feel free to submit a couple words, but you gotta back them up with something, even if it's complete nonsense..
boner: "erection" seems to sterile, like you're at a doctor's office and he tells you "well, son, your erection appears to be subsiding after overdosing on all that Viagra"... But I think boner is mostly playful.. Like if you're trying to fuck some chick, you don't go up to her and say "man, you're giving me such a boner." That's a one-way ticket to a late night, solo spank-athon my friends.. And, boner can also be used to describe a blunder, like "my goodness, the war on terror was such a boner!" (note: a little political reference for the Frizog.. oh and for those who don't know, that's eric... i'll let you figure out which eric i mean)
bullshit: usually a statement of exclamation to show complete disdain for a situation.. for example, frizog and i thought we were super geniuses one day for coming up with the term "Ninja Slippers" to describe a vagina (picture a pair of ninja slippers put together at an angle so the two arches form a sort of vagina-hole... yeah, cool isn't it?), but the next day we found out some douche posted it on urban dictionary like 3 years ago.. So, in my understandably disappointed state, I exclaimed, "that is bullshit!".. Or, when my boss wants me to do something retarded, I say "this is bullshit!".. You get the idea.
brown eye: slang for the butthole, funny because in many cases it actually looks like a squinty brown eye.. I've also noticed it occasionally looks like pink eye, but using that may just confuse people.. like if you say "dude i fucked her right in the pink eye," your audience may think you mean some sort of disease-ridden skull-fucking..
blog: A really stupid word, and, as is my understanding of the etymology (also a great word, but doesn't really begin with B, unless you say betymology, which isn't a real word), it is a shortened form of "Weblog". Again, stupid.. Are we really so lazy that all we do is shorten words to make new words? It's like these fucking text-crazy kids these days that use emoticons and text-speak (ie "R U GR8?") in their homework assignments.. But teachers can't fail them, because then parents get involved and start bitching about the kid's soccer practice, or they pull the race card, or the parents both work, or some other fucking irrelevant excuse.. Meh, I'm off topic.. Blog, it's a stupid word, but it makes this rambling bullshit possible, so it gets an honorable mention today.
Done, going home, have a great day.
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